Funny Beer Signs – Custom Engraved "Two Beers and a Puppy" Wood Sign

How do you know how you really feel about someone? Two beers and a puppy. This funny beer sign features a famous test to determine how much you actually like a person—would you have two beers with them? Would you trust them to take care of your puppy? It’s a hilarious and surprisingly insightful saying, now permanently engraved on solid wood with a rustic grey stain finish for the perfect bar, man cave, or game room décor.

The example sign is engraved on our grey stain, but as always, you can customize it however you want! Want a different quote? A totally unique design? No problem! We can engrave any funny or meaningful saying you want.

Why You’ll Love This Beer-Themed Funny Wood Sign

✔ Hilarious Conversation Starter – Perfect for bars, game rooms, and man caves
✔ Premium 3/4” Thick Wood – Sturdy, rustic, and built to last
✔ Customizable Wording & Design – We can engrave any funny or personal message
✔ Grey Stain Finish (Optional) – Choose from multiple stain options to match your space
✔ Multiple Size Options – Available in 7x5", 12x8", 16x12", 12x24", or 20x24"
✔ Rustic Rope Hanger or Sawtooth Hanger Available – Easy to display anywhere
✔ Handmade by a Small American Business – Crafted with care and attention to detail

Perfect for Any Beer Lover’s Space

🍻 Home Bar & Pub Decor – Add personality to your beer-drinking space
🎁 Funny Gift for Beer Drinkers – Great for birthdays, housewarmings, or Father’s Day
🏠 Man Cave or Game Room Sign – A fun and unique addition to your space
🏢 Bar & Brewery Owners – Perfect for taprooms, local pubs, and breweries

Looking for more funny bar signs? Check out our collection of man cave gifts for more ideas!

How to Order Your Custom Funny Bar Sign

Ordering is easy! Just fill out the customization details on the product page to make your sign exactly the way you want it.

1️⃣ Choose Your Stain Color – Select from our classic grey, walnut, maple, briar smoke, or natural wood
2️⃣ Select Waterproofing or Gloss (Optional) – Choose between a waterproof protective coating or a glossy finish
3️⃣ Enter Your Customization Details – Provide the exact wording, font preference, and any other special requests
4️⃣ Select Your Hanging Preference – Choose between a sawtooth hanger or a rustic rope hanger
5️⃣ Choose Vertical or Horizontal Alignment – Let us know how you’d like your sign displayed
6️⃣ Upload Any Image or Logo (Optional) – We can engrave logos, designs, or silhouettes
7️⃣ Add a Gift Note (Optional) – Sending this as a gift? We’ll include a custom message in the package

If you need help choosing a font, visit our font selection page to see all available styles.

Looking for a fully custom sign? Click here to create your own unique design.

Proudly Made by a Small American Business

Every sign is handcrafted in the USA, using pine and other whitewoods like aspen, depending on availability. Each piece is laser-engraved with precision and attention to detail to ensure a lasting and meaningful design.

Have questions? Visit our FAQ page or contact us here.

Product Highlights

🍺 Material: 3/4” thick premium wood (pine, whitewoods like aspen)
🍺 Sizes Available: 7x5", 12x8", 16x12", 12x24", 20x24"
🍺 Finish Options: Grey stain (other stain options available)
🍺 Hanging Options: Sawtooth hanger or rustic rope hanger
🍺 Weatherproofing: Optional waterproofing or gloss finish
🍺 Personalization: Choose any quote, name, or custom message
🍺 Perfect For: Home bars, breweries, man caves, and funny gift ideas

Looking for more funny wood signs? Check out our collection here.