{"product_id":"funny-sauna-rules-sign","title":"Funny Sauna Rules Sign","description":"\u003cp\u003eApparently some saunas need more rules than others.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis \u003cstrong\u003efunny sauna rules sign\u003c\/strong\u003e was made for someone who wanted their sauna rules spelled out clearly, with just enough humor to make people stop and read them.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe sample covers everything from food and drinks to shutting the door, keeping your hands to yourself, and the most important rule of all: \u003cstrong\u003ewhat happens in the sauna stays in the sauna.\u003c\/strong\u003e Or, as this customer put it, entering the sauna is basically signing an NDA.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eYour sign does not have to use the rules shown in our sample.\u003c\/strong\u003e We make custom engraved signs, so you can send us your own sauna rules, family jokes, names, sayings, or another message and we'll personalize the sign around your space.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eYour Sauna, Your Rules\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThat's really the fun of this sign.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMaybe your sauna has legitimate house rules everybody needs to follow. Maybe your friends have a bad habit of leaving the door open. Maybe there's one guy who pours way too much water on the stones. Or maybe your sauna has slowly become the place where everybody sits around and solves the world's problems.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePut it on the sign.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYou can make the wording serious, funny, slightly sarcastic, or a mixture of all three.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eUse the Rules Shown or Make Up Your Own\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf the sample in our photos is exactly your kind of humor, tell us you want the same Sauna Rules design shown in the listing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf you've already got your own rules, even better.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDepending on the amount of text and available engraving space, ideas can include:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFunny sauna rules\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFamily sauna rules\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSauna etiquette\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eNo food or drink reminders\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDoor-closing reminders\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eNames or family name\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSauna or cabin name\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eInside jokes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eShort sayings\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eYour own completely custom rule list\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf you're looking for another style rather than the humorous rules shown here, you can also see our \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/weavercustomengravings.com\/products\/mws_apo_1_g2_custom-sauna-rules-sign\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ecustom sauna rules sign\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eSauna Decor People Will Actually Stop and Read\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThere's plenty of sauna decor out there with trees, mountains, steam, and the word \"RELAX\" written across it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis one's a little different.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's the kind of sign somebody starts reading because they think it's a normal list of rules, then realizes about halfway through that things have taken a turn.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThat's exactly why it works so well in a home sauna, cabin sauna, lake house, vacation property, man cave, backyard sauna area, or anywhere friends and family regularly gather.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eMake It Personal to Your Sauna\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYou can also turn this into something that belongs specifically to your place.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAdd the family name. Give the sauna a name. Add an established year. Include the one rule everybody in your family already knows because somebody broke it badly enough that it became a permanent story.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThat's the difference between custom decor and something generic pulled off a shelf.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePeople walk in, read it, and immediately know whose sauna they're standing in.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eA Funny Gift for Someone Who Takes Their Sauna Seriously\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf somebody you know finally built the sauna they've been talking about forever, this makes a pretty great housewarming or sauna gift.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's also a fun choice for Christmas, birthdays, cabin owners, new homeowners, retirement, or somebody finishing a home-sauna project.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYou can even customize the rules around the recipient so the gift feels like it was made specifically to give them a hard time.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eLaser Engraved Into Real Wood\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWe laser engrave the wording directly into the wood rather than applying vinyl lettering over the surface.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBecause wood is a natural material, grain patterns, coloring, knots, markings, and engraving appearance can vary from piece to piece. That's normal and part of the character of a real wood sign.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eOne important thing to remember:\u003c\/strong\u003e this is a wood sign. Sauna environments can involve significant heat and moisture, so placement matters. Keep the sign away from the heater, hot stones, direct water, and other areas where excessive heat or moisture could damage the wood or create an unsafe situation.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eHow to Order Your Custom Sauna Rules Sign\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003col\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eChoose the available sign options.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eEnter the wording or rules you want engraved.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eIf you want the same funny rules shown in our sample, tell us that in the customization notes.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAdd names, dates, or other personalization if desired.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCarefully proofread your custom wording before placing the order.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYou don't need to make your rules sound formal. If the whole point is making your friends laugh every time they walk into the sauna, write them the way you'd actually say them.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eA Quick Note About Display and Hanging\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDecorative items used in our product photography are not included with the sign. When offered on the listing, you can choose a \u003cstrong\u003erope hanger or sawtooth hanger on the back\u003c\/strong\u003e from the available product options.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eBecause Every Sauna Eventually Develops Its Own Rules\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGive a group of people enough time in the same sauna and eventually there will be rules.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSome will make sense.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSome will exist because of one person who absolutely knows what they did.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAnd some things discussed in there probably shouldn't leave the room.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSend us your rules, names, jokes, or ideas and we'll turn them into a custom engraved sauna sign that fits your place instead of everybody else's.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Weaver Custom Engravings","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":62884809015455,"sku":null,"price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0412\/5193\/0271\/files\/Funny_sauna_rules_sign_with_custom_sayings_engraved_on_wood.png?v=1791306667","url":"https:\/\/weavercustomengravings.com\/products\/funny-sauna-rules-sign","provider":"Weaver Custom Engravings","version":"1.0","type":"link"}